Airbrushing

Airbrushing is wrong apparently. I disagree.

With all the publicity around the issue at present, everyone is aware that airbrushing happens.

I myself am a fan. Beleive it or not, i do not wake up looking as amazing as i present myself to the world. It takes a lot of effort, backcombing, good make up and will power to create this.

Saying airbrushing is wrong, is the same as saying make up is wrong, or hair products are wrong. All of these create an illusion which add to the natural beauty.

Where next? Banning foundation and hair grips? Jog on!

Loose Women - The ITV show, not whores

Ohai!

Lets talk about my guilty pleasure, Loose Women!

I have to be honest, I love it! I love the witty banter, the smut, the topical debates and the stories of drunken revellry! I have to say, my retirement plans are to be a Loose Woman. Sadly I cant, it may come as a shock to you dear readers, but I wasnt born a female, I was born a star!

But hey, I can still dream!

Lady Gaga. Manly Copycat or Fabulous?

Ohai!

Not another Gaga blog i hear you scream. This is not like the rest!

I used to be the first one up there getting my poker face on and just dancing. But like my menstrual cycle, things change!

In my (awesome) opinion, Gaga is now nothing more than a low rent, song stealling, ex stripping whore!

There are some many ways to be outrageous and socially acceptable, Gaga has surpassed this.

What next? Killing kittens and wearing their eyes as a necklace?

Reinvention is a good thing, it allowed me to go from Ex Con to Checkout girl in the 90's, but changing who you are everytime you release a single is a bit extreme! Who is the real Gaga? I doubt she even knows!

Bienvenue, Croseo, Vilcommen, Hiya!

Ohai!


Welcome to my blog and stuff!


This shall be an outlet for my frustrations, and a place to be spotted! As my good friend James Morrison once said, im not lost, just undiscovered!